Devil Makes Pitch to Tony Curtis... Some Like It Hot

Tony Curtis, famed actor and part time painter, has died at the age of 85. Look, basically, take Eddie Fisher's write up from below and switch names. Famous entertainer, tremendous ego, troubled life of multiple marriages, terrible dad to a terrific daughter (in this case, Jamie Lee Curtis). He'll be missed, blah blah blah. Read more HERE

God to Eddie Fisher, Wish You Were Here

Eddie Fisher, 1950s pop singer, died Thursday from hip surgery complications. A tremendous success with over 30 charted hits, Fisher's fame never recovered after his very scandalous divorce from Debbie Reynolds. But he did give us actress Carrie Fisher, though, so all's forgiven. And while his death provided no points, I appreciate his consideration in dying because this has been the slowest summer of death EVER! Eddie Fisher, dead at the age of 82. Read more HERE