Coy or Vance is Dead!!!

This guy is dead, people!  Do you know which one it is?  Do you feel guilty not knowing?  You should, because this man helped fill in admirably for his cousins Bo and Luke when they went off to race NASCAR.   You think Uncle Jesse's goats were going to feed themselves?  And who was going to take on Boss Hogg?  Christopher "Chip" Mayer (Vance), dead at the age of 57.  Read a little bit more HERE.

What's black and white and dead all over?

Amy Winehouse, the girl who seemed to have it all together, has died.   Who saw this coming?   I mean, between the smoking, drinking, extreme drug use, self-mutilation, anorexia, depression, and violence, when did she have a down moment to die?   I'd love to write about her music, but in all honesty she was more famous for being a trainwreck of a person than anything else.   In death, however, she has found new fame, as she can now take the crown as biggest points score in the history of the Happy Funtime Friends and Family Death Predictions Extravaganza... at 73 points.   Amy Winehouse, dead at the age of 27.  Read more HERE.

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Once a quitter, always a quitter

Betty Ford, former drunk and pill popper, has now quit breathing.   In all honesty, she was a fascinating and honest woman with her shortcomings.  She took her troubles and found ways to help others.   Even in death, she brought Jennifer into first place (with an impressive 30% kill rate, I might add).   Betty Ford, dead at the age of 93.  Please, read more HERE.

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