Leslie Nielsen, the single greatest actor in the history of ever, has died at the age of 84. Airplane, Police Squad, The Naked Gun series... all one man. Kind of like that moment as a kid that you realized bacon, ham, and sausage all came from the same delicious animal. Nielsen was a comedy pig. Official reports cite complications from pneumonia. Unofficially, however, all signs point to an Airplane serial killer. First, Peter Graves. Sad, but acceptable. Second, Barbara Billingsley. Upsetting, and questionable. Now we lose Leslie Nielsen, absolutely unaccepable, and obviously the work of that sick bastard Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Stay tuned for updates, and read more HERE.
