The Original Most Interesting Man in the World has died

Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il, has died. His excellence will never be truly understood by us. It is reported that his first time golfing, he shot -38 under par, including 5 holes in one. He also created a meal called the "double bread and meat". That's right, he invented the hamburger. His birth was reported as mystical. He had the ability to change the weather based on his mood, and his trendsetting attire was reported as being copied by leaders the world over.

But alas, the crazy train has run out of coal. Kim Jong Il, so ronery, dead at the age of 69. Read more HERE.



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