Much like Harriet Tubman delivering innocent souls from certain death, Margaret Walker has worked tirelessly for the last 2 years providing safe passage for celebrities, all but assuring their health and well being. In that time, twenty choices have been made by her, with zero points earned. Just a mention on her list can extend the life of those assumed dead. In 2011 alone, Mrs. Walker extended the lives of both Betty White and Billy Graham.
In recognition of her efforts, we here at the Happy Funtime Friends and Family Death Predictions Extravaganza have created The Margaret Walker Humanitarian Award. To be presented annually, the Award recognizes those who refuse to earn points in a game based on earning points. The award comes with a cash prize; the interest earned on the pool money for the year.
It is only fitting then, that the first "Peggy" be awarded to Margaret Walker. Enjoy your recognition, and 19¢, Mrs. Walker. We salute you.
This is hilarious! As a no-point earner in 2011, it's nice to have a consolation prize to aim for.
ReplyDeleteHysterical !!! I am sure she will be so proud -
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